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"Hi, I'm Elle Woods, and this is Bruiser Woods, and we're both Gemini vegetarians!" - Reese Witherspoon, Legally Blonde

"We need to get Rusty a girl."

"There's a women's prison down the road." - Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt, Ocean's Eleven

"Merry, the tree is talking!" - Billy Boyd,

The Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers

"Let's get down to business, to defeat the huns!" - Mulan

"Copy that Red Rooster."  "I don't think I'm Red Rooster."  "Copy that Stray Dog."  "I don't think I'm Stray Dog either.  I am ending this transmission." - Thumb Wars

"You've got a pea on your head, dear." - Thumb Wars

"Some of us here are oranges, and some of us here are apples, but in the end, we are all fruit!" - My Big Fat Greek Wedding

"We made off like Butch and Sundance!" - Adam Sandler,

Anger Management

"You're holding me back!" - Hayden Christensen, - Star Wars Episode II

"Yeah, well, I hope your babies look like monkeys!" - Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."   - Moulin Rouge

Well, that 's all folks.  I can't think of any more random thoughts because my brain hurts.  However, you can write me at [email protected] if you have any more random thoughts.  If they're good, I'll put them up! 

Cheers!

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Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
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